I am completely and absolutely obsessed with beach glass. Sea glass. Mermaid’s tears. Whatever you want to call it; I love it. I have collected beach glass from pretty much every beach I have ever visited: Cape Hatteras, Oʻahu, France, Fiji, Australia, Mexico, Tahiti, Spain, Tortola and so on and so forth. But on our recent trip to Puerto Rico, my cup literally runneth over. I had to make myself stop picking it up (...okay, so maybe just a piece here or there...really special pieces, like the blue and red-colored beach glass that rarely- if ever – washed ashore in Wrightsville Beach) because my luggage was going to be overweight if I didn’t stop! As it was, I distributed my cache among my bag, the boys’ backpacks, and snuck even more into the board bag....
One of the great pleasures of watching children grow up is getting to the point where you can sit down for a meal anywhere and turn it into a memorable event. Beachside shack, tacos stand, or fine restaurant; it was a pleasure to eat, drink, and laugh together. We shared conversations and all types of Puerto Rican fare. Although, a few evenings, I thought the boys were going to fall asleep at the table.
Dogs chase iguanas and iguanas can swim. True story; with pictures. While we were in Rincon, Volcom sponsored a surf contest at a surf spot called Domes. While watching, and endlessly waiting for Bo’s and Andrew’s heats, we heard some commotion and looked over to see three dogs chasing a large iguana through the crowd. The iguana made it into the water just ahead of the dogs. It began to swim. Quickly, one of the dogs lunged in and got the reptile in his jaws. The crowd was able to get the dog to release the frightened iguana, who then attempted to swim away, although still stunned and in shock.
An island kid ran up, grabbed the creature at the neck and tail, and calmly carried it the 15 yards to the lush tropical growth at the edge of the beach. And, there in the palm tree, the colorful iguana recovered from the ordeal. We later saw the boy at a nearby marina; he said it was no big deal. Maybe not for him. You won’t see me rescuing an iguana anytime soon, though.
My son, Andrew, and his good friend, Bo, are intrepid treasure hunters, adventure seekers, and as mentioned before, awesome dinner companions.... They managed to surf most every day. Bo is a competitive surfer, who I fully expect to be the next Kelly Slater (i.e. 11-times World Surfing Champion). He is even double-jointed in his hips like Slater. The week after we returned home, Bo surfed in Florida to claim the 3rd place in his age group in the NSSA Eastern Championships. Andrew’s competitive sport is soccer, but he loves surfing, too. I so enjoyed watching those two in the water.
On the one day it was completely flat, they took their money, rented a paddleboard and spent the entire day on the ocean. They spotted exotic fish, eerie coral formations, and gifted me with yet more seaglass. Towards the evening, as Robbie and I were lounging and enjoying an adult beverage, Bo paddled the board back to us since their rental was due back. We spied Andrew down the beach, struggling to pull to shore what looked like a giant cinderblock. Bo went back over to Andrew, while Robbie and I continued to lounge (the resounding theme of my vacation).

Soon, we looked up to see the two of them struggling with yet another object. Deciding that we’d better investigate, we headed their way. When we got there, I was amazed to see the treasure they had discovered on the reef! Two incredible architectural remnants: they looked to be part of a column or balustrade, perhaps. (Unfortunately, in my photos, they look more like tombstones.) They were quite large and extremely heavy - probably 35-40 pounds. Bo and Andrew were so pleased with themselves and their discoveries. I wish I could have brought the pieces back home…..they were quite the find. We told a local Rincon shopkeeper about them, and showed her where we had stowed them. She was thrilled and was going to feature them in her lovely shop, The Red Door at Sandy’s Beach, Rincon, PR. She promised to try to discover their origin and let us know. Or maybe my imagination is a better place for them to live…on the veranda of an elegant turn of the century Puerto Rican oceanfront home.
And isn’t that exactly what vacation is all about. Those moments when real life is better than anything you could ever imagine?



































